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Saturday, June 28, 2025

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Barry L. Kauffman, 84 May 13, 2025 Barry went home to be with the Lord on May 13, 2025.
Wednesday, April 30, 2025

THE POINTS SYSTEM

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  For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woma...
Wednesday, April 23, 2025

BUYING AN AGING THOROUGHBRED

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A women was considering buying an aging thoroughbred but wanted a veterinarian's opinion of the horse before finalizing her deal. When t...
Wednesday, April 16, 2025

SOMEONE IS KNOCKING

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  A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.  All went well until he came one house. It was obvious t...
Wednesday, April 9, 2025

A TRIP TO THE HOLY LAND

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A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost one hundred dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea o...
Wednesday, April 2, 2025

VICAR'S SURPRISE

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A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you co...
Wednesday, March 26, 2025

PONDERISMS

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.   Can you cry under water?   How important does...
Wednesday, March 19, 2025

BARGAIN HEARING AIDS

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Morris had long suspected that his hearing wasn't quite what it used to be. Friends often had to repeat themselves, and he found himself...
Wednesday, March 12, 2025

LIFE CHANGES

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How has my life changed since I have become handicapped?  Of course the big change has been the inability to walk.  Most of my life I have b...
Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Beat!, beat! beat!

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 It was ten years ago and my wife was having trouble with a heart murmur.  The doctors ordered a pacemaker which was installed without any p...
Friday, February 28, 2025

REALLY SHORT SIGHTED

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Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. -- "Popular Mechanics," forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949...
Friday, February 21, 2025

A Very Sad Story

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 As I've been trying to downsize, this has been forcing me to review my library of hundreds of books.  Most of them are headed to a book...
Thursday, February 20, 2025

Speeding Juggler

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A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. ...
Friday, February 14, 2025

FLY EAGLES FLY

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 CONGRATULATIONS EAGLES FOR A SUPER WIN!  ENJOY THE PARADE TODAY!  I hope to watch at home.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

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My wife sat me down and told me how important Valentine's Day is to her. She must have something really awesome planned for us. --- Did ...
Thursday, February 13, 2025

ACTUAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL EXCUSE NOTES

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"Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school...
Thursday, February 6, 2025

REALLY STUPID LAWS

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All of the following laws are real. (Apparently, they were passed long ago and nobody ever got around to nipping them in the bud.) Californi...
Friday, January 31, 2025

TOP INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES NOT HEARD AT WORK

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(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do a good job and work ...
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Barry (Mr. K.)
PA, United States
Former teacher/administrator (39 years) in public schools. Awana Commander (30 years). Financial secretary at church. Judge of elections locally. Married for 58 years. Father of three sons and grandfather of seven. Fan of Penn State football.
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