It Figures!

          You've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. I guess there is some truth to this.

          Computers have been an important part of my life for several decades.  Now I know I am probably in the minority, but I am an Apple/Mac fan.  They are easy to use. You just plug them in and get to work.  They aren't prone to get a virus.  But they are expensive.  I had to also get a pc when I was doing church finances, but I really didn't like it. I'm not a fan of Windows.

          Then about two years ago suddenly my Mac computers could no longer be upgraded to handle my browsers. I no longer could use many of my websites.  I suffered with this for many months and finally decided to give up and buy a new Mac.  So, I ordered one.

         Then Murphy's Law kicked in – the next day I heard on television that Apple is coming out with a new, updated line of computers.  Too late for me. Murphy'S Law I guess, figures!

          Well, there are many other related Laws. Here are some:

 

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

--Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Identical parts aren't.

--Beach's Law

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.

--Anthony's Law of the Workshop

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

--Tussman's Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

--Lowery's Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

--Peer's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.

--William's Law

Handy Guide to Modern Science:

1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology.

2. If it stinks, it's Chemistry.

3. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

Machines should work. People should think.

--IBM's Pollyanna Principle

The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management.

--The Dilbert Principle

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

--Ehrlich's Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

--Ralph's Observation

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

And then my favorite -

--Cannon's Comment - Cole's Law

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