Just A Few More

Here we go once again.  You must enjoy church bloopers.  Thanks for sharing them with me.

 

~ This one I said myself during the congregational prayer when leading prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones. 

 

~ Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people. 

 

~ Come out this evening for a time of prayer and sinning. 

 

~ A woman's blouse was found at a table in the middle of the servant appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church office. 

 

~ Overeaters Anonymous meeting will be held at 8 pm in the large room. 

 

~ The ladies in the style show will meet with their dresses down in front after morning worship. 

 

~ A worm welcome to all who have come today. 

 

~ Sermon Outline:

I. Delineate your fear

II. Disown your fear

III. Displace your rear 

 

~ Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. 

 

~ If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket. 

 

~ Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club. 

 

~ Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication. 

 

~ Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo" 

 

~ Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17. 

 

~ If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly. 

 

~ We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector. 

 

~ Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford" 

 

~ Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer. 

 

~ Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight. 

 

~ Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep. 

 

~ The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral. 

 

~ The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board.