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Saturday, November 19, 2022

Holiday Riddles

TURKEY RIDDLES
So bad, they're good...
 
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
 
Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
 
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
 
What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
 
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch
 
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock
 
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? 
The outside
 
Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
 
What key has legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.
 
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
 
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.  And make sure that you have a thankful spirit for all that the Lord has done for you.  God is so good - all the time!

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