Beware!

Beware of old women.  They can be devious.

 

A police officer pulled a woman over for speeding and had the following exchange:

 

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

 

Driver: I don't have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI (Driving Under the Influence).

 

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

 

Driver: It's not my car.  I stole it.

 

Officer: The car is stolen?

 

Driver: That's right.  But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

 

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

 

Driver: Yes sir.  That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

 

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

 

Driver: Yes, sir.

 

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by more police cars, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

 

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

 

Driver: Sure.  Here it is.

 

It was valid.

 

Captain: Who's car is this?

 

Driver: It's mine, officer.  Here's the registration.

 

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

 

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

 

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

 

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?  I was told you said there's a body in it.

 

Driver: No problem.

 

The trunk was opened; no body.

 

Captain: I don't understand it.  The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

 

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.