Welcome to my blog, or should I say to the ramblings of an old man. I doubt that my ramblings are of much value, but at least I have an opportunity to share them.  So, please be kind and humor me. If nothing else of value stands out in these thoughts, I hope that you at least sense the value I place on a daily walk with the Lord.  That walk is what has provided me with motivation and a sense of purpose throughout my lifetime.  My prayer is that you, too, are experiencing this direction and joy in daily living which is available to everyone who puts his trust in Christ.  So, thanks again for joining me.  Please don't go without leaving some comments here so I can get to know you better as our paths intersect today in this blog.

Friday, January 10, 2025

curious one-liners

Curious Oneliners
  1.. Recessions are started by people who fear recessions.
2.  The real cause of divorce is marriage.
3.   When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
4. Recession: A period when you go without things your grandparents never heard of.
5.  I chose the path less traveled, but only because I was lost.
6.  Don't judge people by their relatives. 
 7.  You can pick your friends, but not your family.
8.  Not he, who has much, is rich, but he who gives much.
9.  Work when you should and play all the time.
10.  The police can do a search if it's warranted.
11.  Join the IRS! Be Audit You Can Be!
12. Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and 
you're in hot water.
13.  A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way. 

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