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Memorable Christmas Eves

          I have many great memories of Christmas Eve experiences.

          Before going to college these memories included trips to visit my grandparents in Bethlehem and Sunbury. While going to college they included trips to Sunbury to go caroling with Dianne and our friends in Sunbury.  Our trips to Sunbury continued after our sons were born.  These were exciting times.

          Later, and for about a dozen years, we were responsible for planning and leading Christmas Eve services in our church. That was fun and rewarding.  Then, for about 20 years, our interest switched to a Christmas celebration with our family.  These included special dvd's of the past year, prayer and Bible reading, exchange of gifts, plenty of food and wonderful fellowship.  These years produced great memories.

          But there was one Christmas Eve which wasn't too great. I don't remember the exact year but I was about 30.  We had two young boys who were looking forward to enjoying the holidays with their grandparents, two hours away in Sunbury.

          I was suffering some serious undiagnosed back pain and was scheduled for two difficult tests in the hospital the day before Christmas when I had off from school.  The plan was to complete the tests and then head to Sunbury that evening.

          The first test was a spinal tap. I was in an examination room, almost nude, waiting for the procedure to begin.  In walked a nurse and greeted me, "Hi Mr. Kauffman".  I was stunned to see that the nurse was Vicki, a young lady who had been in my math class just a few years prior.  I quickly learned the lesson that in the hospital there is no such thing as modesty.  It was one of the first difficult memories of that day.

         Next it was on to a myelogram.  Over the years this procedure has improved but then it was a very difficult and painful procedure.  I survived and was sent to a hospital room to wait for instructions to dismiss me.  But we waited with no word from the surgeon.  We were all eager to leave for our Christmas vacation.

          So, we began trying to contact the surgeon reminding him that it was Christmas Eve and we were waiting to leave for the holiday.  We were concerned that he might have forgotten me and left for his vacation.  Finally, about 6 pm the word came and they quickly released me.

          Then we faced the next challenge – snow.  I was driving and decided to take the shorter but more difficult route- over the mountains through Tower City.  Slippery roads made this a real challenge.

          Next, I became very ill.  I had to go to the bathroom but on Christmas Eve nothing was open.  And I developed a tremendous headache which would last for days.  But the Lord helped us to safely complete a very difficult but memorable trip.

          We later found that severe headaches are a side effect of myelograms and that you should spend time on your back after the procedure – not driving through a snowstorm.  But nobody warned me.

          However, the Lord hadn't forgotten me.  He had several angels ready to help.  My wife drove me home while I was flat on my back on the rear seat.  Angels helped our two young sons to behave as Dianne drove.  Dianne's sister and her husband followed us to Lancaster County on their way back to West Virginia to make sure that we were safe. My father and my brother shoveled - by hand – our driveway and street so that we could get through the snow to our garage.  Immanuel – God with us.

           It indeed was a Christmas Eve which I will never forgot. And I will never forget the protection and provision of the Lord.  And as I continue to suffer with increasing back problems, I need to remember how He took care of me and give Him the praise. What a great God He is!

First Meeting

(NOTE - This blog was written BEFORE we had an UNEXPECTED visit with our new great grandson just a few days ago .)  

     

            On a day like this, many years ago, a husband and his wife waited with anticipation the arrival of their precious son.  It was a day of challenge and a day of anticipation.  She had to overcome the long trip by donkey with increasing labor pains.  They had to find a place to stay and give birth.  But God was with them and had the way prepared for them.

          Then they would meet unexpected visitors.  Lowly shepherds invited by angels would find their way to the manger and greet God's Son, born there as a baby.  What a special day that would be remembered and celebrated for many years, even today.

          Today my wife and I are also anticipating a special day in our lives – meeting our new grandson, Malachi Pierce Cetnar who we expect to visit us.  It will be his first visit to us here in Pennsylvania from his home in Massachusetts where he was born on October 12.

          But there are many things that could prevent this visit.  The weather, especially the possibility of ice or snow could prevent their arrival.  Illness could be a problem.  RSV, flu and covid seem to be everywhere and could prevent our meeting.  As I write this, days before Saturday, I don't know what happened today.

          We faced a similar challenge when Malachi's mother, Taylor, was born.  She came in the middle of a huge snowstorm that was so bad that Lancaster was closed to travelers.  Her parents made it to the hospital but the city was closed to everyone else.

          Her brother was staying with us and really wanted to see his new sister.  So did we.  So, we jumped in the car and ventured through the falling snow to the hospital.  It was an exciting and probably dangerous trip. But we made it there and eventually home again safely.

          Zachary thought his little sister was beautiful.  Their first meeting was something we shall never forget. And we look forward to the same thing happening again today.

          I have looked forward to holding Malachi, hugging him tightly, and talking to him. I thank the Lord for Him and pray for him daily.

          And I know that all that happens, even a surprise visit, is part of God's plan. 

Special Things I Like

          In the past I've often shared that my favorite of the four seasons is Fall, and it is.  I love the cooler temperatures.  I love football season.  And I love the beautiful leaves, as long as they stay on the trees.  I don't enjoy cleaning them up when they fall.

          What I don't enjoy is the winter that follows.  I don't like the cold and the sky-rocketing heating costs.  I don't like ice.  I don't like snow that needs to be shoveled or plowed.  But I do enjoy the beautiful winter scenes that God provides.  I wish that God would just allow the snow to fall on the grass and not on streets or sidewalks.

          But there is a part of winter that I really enjoy – the Christmas season.

          I enjoy the beautiful decorations – Christmas trees, lights, wreaths.  I enjoy Christmas cards and letters.  The older I become, the more that I enjoy the letters which let us know what has happened with each family the previous year.  They help me keep up to date with the lives of friends and relatives and help me pray intelligently for them.  That becomes more appreciated as age, physical problems, and distances tend to keep us more separated. One of our greatest gifts are the friends that we have and we should never take them for granted.

          I especially appreciate the beautiful Christmas music – religious and secular.  I listen to it every chance that I have.  It can be very stirring and comforting and it brings back many great memories.  My one regret is that radio stations usually stop playing it on December 26.  Why so soon?  Why can't they at least wait until January 2 to end this special music?

          Now I don't get too excited about presents, probably because I really don't want for anything at this point in life.  But surprise gifts received are always appreciated.  On the other hand, giving gifts is always a special part of this season.  It is special to see the surprise and excitement of the receiver.

          I enjoy times of celebrating with family members but I do miss bring with those who the Lord has called home.  But I thank the Lord for so many great memories and I've learned to appreciate the times that I now have with my friends.

          And I enjoy the Christmas season for it helps me focus once again on the One who made this season possible – the Birthday of the King!  Thank God for His unspeakable gift.

          But during all seasons of the year I am thankful for the few friends who take time each week to read my ramblings.  Thank you! So, I wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Thursday Turmoil

          Somedays you think it might have been better to stay in bed. Thursday was one of those.  I think shortages of employees caught up with us.

          For the past month my wife was working on a special cross-stich project as a gift to our new grandson.  She wanted it for his visit with us on Christmas Eve.  For weeks all her spare time was devoted to this project.

          This past week she worked day and night with the goal of getting it framed on Friday.  We worked late Thursday night to complete it and we finally did.  Friday we planned to take it to Hobby Lobby to have it framed.

          We arrived at Hobby Lobby when they opened at 9 am.  We were disappointed to learn that it couldn't be done before mid January at the earliest.  Only one employee was assigned to this job.  Last year he had four who were doing this but now he was the only one they could hire.  He said his daughter worked for the Framery and they were actually in worse shape with later promised completion times.

          Thankfully, he was very kind and agreed to cut out all the pieces needed to complete the project.  Now we need to struggle to complete it ourselves. This will be fun, or should I say a Christmas challenge!

          But our frustrations were just beginning.  When we tried to leave our car wouldn't start.  It sounded like a dead battery. We have been members of AAA for several decades and decided to use the service for which we shelled out big bucks for many years.

          We had our cell phone and began the call for service.  What a joke!  We got into their phone system and tried, unsuccessfully, for over 1,5 hours to get help.  But we couldn't reach anyone to request help.  Terrible service!

          Fearing the battery on our phone would fail, we called my brother-in-law and asked him to try and make the call for us.  He tried for 30 minutes before reaching anyone.  He gave them our information and they said they would contact us, which they did about 45 minutes later.  He asked them if they were busy that morning and the operator said no, they didn't have any calls for service.  Well then what were they doing?

          My brother-in-law decided to come and try to help us while we waited for AAA.  We tried unsuccessfully to jump the battery.  Then we decided that when AAA finally would contact us we would ask to be towed rather than risk anymore damage.  They finally did call and we made arrangements to be towed.  My brother-in-law and my sister took my wife home to wait for my call when the car was finally fixed.

          Shortly after they left the tow truck showed up.  He first tested our battery and determined it was bad.  He started the car and suggested that I drive somewhere to have the entire system tested.

          I went directly to Toyota.  They checked it out and said it was just the battery, which they replaced.  Thankfully, during the process I remembered that the dead battery had been purchased at Toyota.  They checked and found that it was and that there was 50% credit still available.  Thank you, Lord!

          But strike three still to go.  I have been working for weeks to prepare a family Christmas letter.  We decided that this year with about 150 contacts we would send it by e-mail whenever possible to save money.  No problem, at least I thought so.  However, I am working with a new computer and I couldn't insert the letter.  I struggled and finally I was able to use a pdf file to do it.  I saved it until we were ready to send it.

           So, Thursday I recalled the letter and surprise – the contents were gone! Where they went - I have no idea.  Now I am getting back to trying again.  If you do get our letter you may have to open a pdf, if you can.  So let me at least say – "Merry Christmas"- in case it doesn't open.

Lexophiles

 First, a little brain twister for you:

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

(Answer below)

Now -

         Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.  Here are some of the best entries.

... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. 

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail 

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 

... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?  He's all right now. 

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. 

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. 

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

 .. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

~ What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

~ Time flies like an arrow -- Fruit flies like a banana.

~ A backward poet writes inverse.

~ In a democracy, it's your vote that counts;  In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

~ If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

~ With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

~ Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

~ A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart. 

~ You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

~ He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

ANSWER TO BRAIN TWISTER:

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

Was that worth waiting for?