So often in life we ask the question "Why?" We are often confused by even simple things that we don't fully understand. Here are some interesting illustrations of such questions..
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get to the Pharmacy for their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
I miss the time when I was working at the zoo. My boss fired me just because I left the lion's gate open. I mean who would steal a lion?
I was in a cab today, and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said, "turn left".
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and yet insist on getting a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens on the counter tops?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but, darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains, whereas sweaters made of sheeps wool, do?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why did I write such a stupid blog?
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