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Monday, May 17, 2010

The Genie Returns

I just received this genie story and I thought that I should share it with you (Remember what happened to Benny in my last blog?). These genies certainly are busy. Here goes - There once was this guy that got a dirty old lamp for his birthday. He cleaned it up and POOF!--out popped a genie! "I shall give you three wishes. You may have anything you like." So the guys thinks for a minute and says, "I would like a billion dollars." "You shall have it," and the genie grants him the wish. "Anything else?" The guy thinks for a while. Then, "I would like a VW Bug with A/C, convertible, power locks, power windows, satellite radio, you know the works." "Your wish is my command. What is your last wish?" "Hmmm. I think I'll save it for a rainy day." "Okay, suit yourself," says the genie. So the guy gets in his new VW and goes for a drive to show all his friends. He turns on the radio. There's a very familiar commercial on. The guy starts singing to it: "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener." ... So be careful cleaning old lamps, or at least be careful what you wish for if a genie just happens to jump out!
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